- Stop farting in public places.
- Assume mean comments are just sarcasm that didn’t translate.
- Stop yelling at the television.
- Start a book club that’s secretly a “drinking on Wednesdays” club
- Stop wearing pijamas for 32 hours in a row.
- Support my friend’s diets by eating all their food.
- Make like The Beatles and let it be.
- Remember to engage my core muscles during my next bout of road rage.
- Apologize for all the things I said when I was hungry.
- Stop putting loose hairs on the shower wall.
- Stop making others wait by trying to pay with exact change.
- Do more exercise and join a Quidditch league.
- Love others as much as Kanye West loves himself.
- Embrace my destiny as a crazy cat lady.
- Make it easy on baristas, and give them a simple fake name.
- Act like I’m interested in my friend’s kids.
- Stop enjoying and accepting free food as if I was a starving child.
- Support the environment and take less showers.
- Make better bad decisions.
- Always return the shopping carts to their designated areas.
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Number 13 is very important. We can all do with some Kanye Philosophy in our life lol
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Haha! Yes.
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Number 13 is very important. We can all do with some Kanye Philosophy in our life lol
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Haha! Yes.
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This is so great! I love it!
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This is so great! I love it!
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nooooo, 5 is okay! i swear. you save water too by not wearing all your clothes!
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Oh, okay cool. Thanks! Haha
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nooooo, 5 is okay! i swear. you save water too by not wearing all your clothes!
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Oh, okay cool. Thanks! Haha
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These are great…love number 5!
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These are great…love number 5!
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